The The PlaybirdsNew York Postis getting royally dragged after it tweeted an article declaring "boobs are back," leaving women everywhere rolling their eyes collectively.

The article, which was originally published by The Sun said "bountiful boobs" are back in style, welcoming the "return of the out-and-proud cleavage".

"A big-boob movement is happening, and we should embrace it," read the article. "An uplifted chest means an uplifted mood, after all." Wow, who knew that all this time boobs weren't trendy?

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Thankfully, the women of Twitter were on hand to proffer their thoughts on the purported new trend.

Anyone got any spare boobs lying around?

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Some women were just really thankful they can finally put their boobs back on.

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For those of us with "bountiful" breasts, it's been a difficult time. Thankfully, it's all behind us now.

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Maybe this new trend needs its own anthem. How about a new version of Thin Lizzy's "The Boys Are Back in Town?"

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One smartypants had a very salient point to make about boobs being "back".

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Phew, thank goodness they're back.