It wasn't outright racism or Hot Airlines Porn Movietax troubles that finally caused Donald Trump's campaign to implode. Instead, it was a hot mic video, revealed by the Washington Post, which exposed the Republican presidential candidate talking crudely about sexual assault in 2005.

Since the video emerged Friday, rumors have been flying about whether the GOP would dump Trump from the ticket. As Mashablehas reported, it's a near legal impossibility, but if they do manage to kick him to the curb, the internet has helpfully provided some suggestions about who and what could take up the mantle.

#MoreElectableThanTrump began trending Saturday. Almost any of these things could make some pretty decent policy decisions by comparison, probably.

Literally any of the Friends

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A simple plank of wood

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The famous beachball that kept Tom Hanks company

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A minty candy that was already, bizarrely, forced to weigh in on the 2016 election

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"Make America Grate Again"

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A different type of orange dude

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The infamous pizza rat. Both New Yorkers. Both grubby.

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The bulbous Plumbus

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The head of a dead president in a jar

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Your old mate Clippy. So friendly. So cyber.

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Trash, both on fire and not on fire

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Cats. Any number of cats.

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Or even this notorious party animal

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How about it, GOP?